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Darth Demotivational Poster

SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!

TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is

EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....

TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force

AND I-I-I..... - Will always love you.........

TAGS: darth vader
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Jjonzz

Guest091 - August 18, 2009, 8:34 am
h** d***! No wait, I take that back. Gaaaaaaaay......
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
It is funny...... but not that funny.
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 8:00 am
Oh this is brilliant. 5 stars.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 28, 2009, 12:53 am
Top notch! Who on earth did this one? Another gem by an anonymous poster. Truly funny, too.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 27, 2009, 5:50 am

PADME - If Lord Vader had his way

TAGS: star wars darth vader movie funny
Rating: 3.77/5

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Screamindaemon - August 21, 2009, 2:06 pm
Well...if Vader had his way he wouldn't be all machine at all... but it's still a funny pic.

DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.

TAGS: darth vader boba fett beer
Rating: 4.05/5

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440wakeup - June 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
Back in 80's I had an empire strikes back poster that had all the characters on it. I'd trace boba fett every day after school

ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore

TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?

POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !

TAGS: pope darth vader force compels
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
Has anyone else accepted Luke Skywalker as their personal savior?
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
It is the Pope of the Empire I believe...
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:47 am
Is that a Coptic or Greek Orthodox Pope??

AND NOW MY APPRENTICES - We shall form the most powerful barbershop quartette in all the galaxy!!!

BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.

TAGS: obi wan kenobi death darth vader
Rating: 4.66/5

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WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:52 am
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 9:17 pm
That's funny!
Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:11 pm
I'll believe it WHEN I see the death certificate -- or a pic of his empty hoodie crumpled on the deck of a deathstar. Whichever.
voodoo3535 - May 12, 2011, 6:41 pm
Simply awesome. d*** Funny.

DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !

TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.63/5

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Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.

WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.

TAGS: wolverine darth maul marvel comics star wars
Rating: 2.7/5

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Zed - August 26, 2009, 9:59 pm
No, I meant exactly what I typed.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:39 pm
Do you really mean Natalie from the facts of life?
Zed - August 26, 2009, 6:19 pm
So? My wife's just as big a geek, and she looks like Natalie Portman with glasses. I'm the luckiest geek on the planet. :)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:02 pm
Zed - August 26, 2009, 2:53 pm
Adamantium, Alexis. Adamantite is a D&D metal.
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
could a laser sabre cut adamantite ?
mr. well - May 15, 2009, 12:50 am
IMO darth maul wasnt all that cool, he got one line and then chopped in half. wolverine got torn in half and still climbed a mountain and attempted diplomacy with the hulk.

YOU! - Pull my finger!

TAGS: darth vader star wars finger
Rating: 4.38/5

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bigsouthfork - January 10, 2013, 8:59 pm
The big eared mouse demands it!


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni

DOG WARS - "Vader puppy, very comical, your costume is. Me laugh, you make. Yeesssssss."

BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.

TAGS: darth vader death star wars
Rating: 4.17/5

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Arnaldo - January 22, 2010, 4:29 pm
5 Death Stars worthy
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 7:46 pm
Love it.

DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.

TAGS: darth vader likes parish priests
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oops. Sorry, I thought you were the Emperor.
Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Didn't quite think about that, oh well.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 11:35 pm

odd...i never would have thought of lord vader as a p********.

DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.

TAGS: darth vader bank robbery
Rating: 4.48/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Very timely. 4L

DARTH VADER - "The Chosen one they said. Bring balance to the force they said."

TAGS: darth vader
Rating: 4.06/5

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THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.

TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

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clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm

AMERICA - We have a Solution to all your problems, now if I can introduce you to your new candidate for empor..er.um, president

TAGS: empire darth liberty
Rating: 4.5/5

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WTFO - July 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Since a mod opened the door...Pres Bush was big govt, but not near the dictator of the current regime. That is all for my politics here. We can take it to the sister site if you want more truth.
Reality Lord - July 3, 2011, 12:09 pm

too late...or did you forget W?

INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword

Unexplainable -

TAGS: santa darth maul jedi deer
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by neko

CRaSH... - July 15, 2009, 3:19 pm
or... Darth Maul is just really into Christmas. Or Sith-mas, as it were.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:31 am
Before their attempt to take over the galaxy, the Sith were content to start smaller, and take over the north pole.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:44 am
Yes it can. But not by me.


TAGS: obama darth vader star wars awesome
Rating: 2.63/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:20 pm
wow, chennys really gone downhill.
mrbombastic - August 30, 2009, 10:52 am
Do us all a favor and slice him in half, Lord Vader.
LURCH - July 31, 2009, 7:14 pm
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:57 am
As a note: the $1T in deficit spending is an annual cost that gets us to $9.3T in debt by 2019.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:55 am
poor cabinet hires, declining markets in the face of his "emergency relief stimulus package", on and on.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:54 am
You don't have to see into the future. Watch what's going on today. Releasing terrorists at Gitmo into the US, $1T in deficit spending based on his proposals (source: CBO), national health care, weakness shown to Iran, N. Korea, Russia, Venezuela, piss
HtD - March 22, 2009, 3:17 pm
Doh! I don't have the ability to see the future either. Where did you get your prophetical powers?
HGCaboose - March 22, 2009, 11:42 am
You must be one of those idiots that doesnt know that Obama is going to f*** up America with his lack of experience. How can you save the world when you cant manage a McDonalds?


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm

DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.

TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith **** fail donkey kong supreme ****
Rating: 1.88/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.

THE DARK SIDE - Quicker, easier, more seductive. Who doesn't like seductive?

EMPIRE GREENBACKS - Legal tender everywhere in the Empire*. Fully backed by the Dark Side. *except Aldabaran and the Hoth System

TAGS: star wars darth vader credit note
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:52 am
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:51 am
But bring your Empire Greenbacks... because on Tatooine, they don't miss a Pod Race... and they DON'T take Republic Credits.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:19 pm
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:18 pm
LMFAO...words of wisdom GS
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 10:16 pm
get a wet towel and get cleaned up, the show isn't over yet. 5L
HAL8999 - May 8, 2010, 10:11 pm
My first 5/5!! I take back all those nasty things I said.


TAGS: use the fork darth vater star wars luke
Rating: 3.54/5

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Eugene - September 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
Im a nerd In metal slug 3 if you eat enough food items you turn, as the announcer says, "Oh ho! BIG!" If you go close to enemies instead of knifing them you use a fork to slice them. I always say "Use the fork!" I warned you Im a nerd.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 17, 2009, 3:04 am
Ok; this one made me laugh.

EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.

TAGS: lego darth vader star wars
Rating: 4.13/5

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HAL8999 - April 9, 2010, 6:04 pm
And who's watching the Death Star when all this is going on??
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:33 am
There was something so linear and symmetrical about Legos that absolutely captivated me as a child. Very cool poster, BTW.
Screamin Daemon - December 14, 2009, 10:29 am
So. Much. Lego. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2009, 1:45 am
Heheheh, I laughed, so you get my 5 lions.
Lederhosen - October 19, 2009, 2:25 pm
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:23 pm
Good one Lederhosen.

STAR WARS FANS - wouldn't really want to be Luke Skywalker.


TAGS: popularity boba fett star wars jedi vader darth death wrong dorks fail losers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 6:32 pm
Wow....1st comment, Already criticizing.....how about you make at least 1 poster before you start bashing others?
TheHallow1 - November 15, 2010, 4:53 pm
This poster: Shallow and Ignorant. But hey, that's stupidity for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
Mostly I drink.....sometimes I rock....Thanks Man.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
moo+ rocks
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:43 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually, Bobba Fett is a fictional character.....FYI, there's a whole world outside your mothers basement.
Pabbicus - September 10, 2009, 7:55 pm
Boba Fett was never dead in the first place! He was still alive in the height of the new republic :o

DAFT VADER - Hey! that pic of you is a bit on the Dark Side...... Nice!

TAGS: star wars darth vader
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
Well played. 5L


TAGS: star wars darth vader interrogation
Rating: 4.31/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2014, 12:06 pm
Does anyone else realize that the Jedi are the bad guys. at what they did, they're order betrays it's own members for not following all the rules, being human, forbids love, steals the live of children. I would so join the Sith / Dark Jedi.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2014, 12:06 pm
Does anyone else realize that the Jedi are the bad guys. at what they did, they're order betrays it's own members for not following all the rules, being human, forbids love, steals the live of children. I would so join the Sith / Dark Jedi.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 2:09 pm
Gotta LOve Vadar !


TAGS: darth maul
Rating: 3.29/5

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Woodywood03a - December 19, 2009, 4:44 pm
agdaniele, what in the world are you saying??
Zed - November 28, 2009, 4:12 pm
NO Sith sacrifices himself. That's what everyone ELSE is for!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 4:10 pm
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 3:23 pm
Oh yeah! Padawan Kenobi totally pwned Maul!
Guest - August 5, 2009, 11:05 am
And how the hell would episodes 2-6 happen if Kenobi died?
matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:32 pm
and yet he got pwned by a padawan...


THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!

TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

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AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.

Sith Lord - Darth Kitty Cat, -

STYLE - Some people just have it

TAGS: darth vader car style doris mwlf
Rating: 2.97/5

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W - March 6, 2009, 7:20 pm
Ariel Atom. I take back some of the bad things I've said about you, MWLF.
walkerofskies - February 19, 2009, 4:04 pm
Today has become epic win day for me. I am doing my first run of Sweeney Todd. I discovered the famous line from 'they live' and the cinematic works of Russ Meyers.
TigerKid - February 9, 2009, 8:44 pm
Epic on wheels

DARTH VADER - Owns the Church

TAGS: darth vader
Rating: 2.3/5


DARTH TATER - Revenge, it's one of the things I do best

TAGS: darth tater revenge do best
Rating: 3.75/5

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Dignity - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
Tasty you are.
champ99 - July 12, 2011, 11:39 am
May the fork be with you.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:09 am
The jerk left Leia's "home-fried"!
Verdeckt - July 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Luke-warm reception?
Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:28 am

turn to the dark fry?

COUPLE - This is the Empire of Democracy, you can marry whatever you want

TAGS: couple darth vader star wars empire marry
Rating: 3.25/5

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Life - January 20, 2011, 9:40 am
Sure they're both dressed at darth vader but at the end of the day they're both getting some and you're all alone.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:40 am
Sure they're both dressed at darth vader but at the end of the day they're both getting some and you're all alone.
guest8916 - June 28, 2010, 10:43 am
watching all those new starwars u'll see empire was made to destroy democracy so this 1 dosen't make sense for the sake of starwars..

UH OH - Guys, this one might be difficult!

I FIND - your lack of fries disturbing.

TAGS: darth vader ronald mcdonald doris wit liberation
Rating: 2.81/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
I find your lack of size disurbing too Darth.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:06 am
Darth's been hitting the burgers

DARTH DYKE - Equally as scary

TAGS: star wars luke darth vader
Rating: 2.36/5

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MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 5:31 pm
Probably not an image we needed
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:30 pm
Proudly displaying the technique she uses to lure other girls to the dark side.

BROKE AZZ TOWN... - I'm outta here...gonna try my luck in Vegas baby!


DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?

TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker buzz lightyear
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - November 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Does Zorg know about this?


CONFUSION - I can understand those two hawt chicks, but what IS that kid in the middle doing with the light saber exactly?

TAGS: pimp darth vader
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 10:54 pm
Do not defy the mini-pimp. He will get on a stepladder and b**** slap you! 4/5

DARTH VADER - The force abides dude ...

DARTH EVIL - This is my apprentice I shall call him.... Mini Maul (Get it? Mini Maul? BWAHAHAHA!)

ultimate showdown -

Darth Grumpy Cat -

TAGS: darth cat
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 2:43 am
He waited with malice and afore thought til I got up and did this dance, kneaded the bed sheets, and *released* himself. lol
steve1961 - June 29, 2013, 1:56 pm
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 1:23 pm

Question is... were you still in the bed, or did the cat wait till you were out to 'release' himself?
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:31 pm
Hah! I think ‘released’ is more fitting…..5L for the comment
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:26 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:25 pm
Dude! I can relate. My cat ju5t released himself on my bed this morning because his box was "full." His words, not mine.

COMPROMISE - As understood by Darth Vader.

TAGS: personality darthvader drink
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:05 pm
No...Coke infused with a little extra kick...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:11 am
Wait a second . . . "spring water infused with furic acid"? Lol!

HINDSIGHT - 10 years from now, when you wake up in the middle of the night to junior here with a shotgun against your temple... you'll wish you let him go as Pokemon like he wanted

DARTH CHENEY - What is thy bidding, President Bush?

TAGS: darth vader ***k cheney bush
Rating: 2.48/5

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Narutarded - August 8, 2008, 4:33 pm
Wrong! Cheney is the ventrilloquist (sp?), Bush is just the Dummy. And yes, he's a Dummy with a capital DUH!

BACK IN THE OLD DAYS - even darth vader liked a nintendo Ds with ketchup!

TAGS: darth vader ds ketchup old day child
Rating: 2.17/5

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XaceBefree - October 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thats not a DS.

LUKE - we are your Fathers

YES - He does it too.

TAGS: darth vader ****ter bathroom
Rating: 2.18/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
I think that's what he was doing when in that part where you see his helmet being put on. He sweats a lot when he does it, so he finds the helmet to be a nuisance.

'ENVIOUS DROID' - After R2D2's transmorgrification he realized how easy it would have been for C3PO to get around in the sand dunes of Tatooine.., and escape the Tusken Raiders...

YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find it disturbing.

TAGS: darth vadar vader star wars elmo
Rating: 2/5

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Fatty - May 5, 2009, 1:09 pm



SADDNESS IS... - being married to Natalie Portman and screwing it all up.

TAGS: darth vader star wars saddness
Rating: 4.27/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:59 am
You Got That Right.


Jobs -

SADDNESS IS... - being married to Natalie Portman and screwing it all up.

YOU - Be home by 11.

TAGS: you darth vader leia
Rating: 2.17/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 17, 2008, 1:51 am
I usually don't like tunnels but this one was actually pretty good!

DON'T TALK BACK TO VADER - He'll get ya.

TAGS: vader darth movies star wars
Rating: 2.13/5

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Fredric T - December 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
You have ring around the collar


Darth - Vader versus Batman. -

May The Fourth -

TAGS: may 4th darth
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:22 am
You laughed so hard you did WHAT??????? Well Big O, I honestly hope I never quite THAT hard!!! Happy 46! Awesome!!!!
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:32 pm
My 46th anniversary today, so seen this a few times, but good taste in poster selection...and I have no coffee to choke on, or blow thru my nose...I did make a poopy, however...brb...5L btw
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 3:00 pm
ROTFL!!!! Choked on my coffee!!!! EXCELLENT!!!! The axe is a nice touch! 5L Swampy!

Be A Doll -